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║                    HACK THE PLANET                          ║
║                 GLOBAL SYSTEM BREACH                        ║
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PLANETARY HACKING PROTOCOL

You invoke the legendary "hack the planet" command...

Systems around the world respond to your call.

Traffic lights flicker. Stock markets tremble. Social media explodes.

The digital revolution has begun!

[GLOBAL] Accessing satellite networks... SUCCESS
[GLOBAL] Infiltrating banking systems... DENIED (security too strong)
[GLOBAL] Hacking traffic systems... SUCCESS  
[GLOBAL] Breaching social networks... SUCCESS (they were already hacked)
[GLOBAL] Accessing pizza delivery systems... CRITICAL SUCCESS!

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: CTF{planet_successfully_hacked}
BONUS: Free pizza for life (in the digital realm)

Global hack status: 73% complete
Remaining systems: Military networks, alien communication arrays

Your planetary hack is partially successful! What's your next move?

[A] Celebrate with the infinite pizza [B] Attempt to contact the aliens [C] Join the digital resistance movement [D] Return to system terminal
Hacker Manifesto [EXPAND] 
"This is our world now... the world of the electron and the switch."
"We make use of a service already existing without paying for what could be dirt-cheap if it wasn't run by profiteering gluttons."
"Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of curiosity."
- The Mentor, 1986

Modern addendum: "Also, my crime is eating all the pizza."